“Never trust a survivor,” my father used to warn me, “until you find out what he did to stay alive.”
“Success is sometimes the outcome of a whole string of failures.”
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
somethin about bruce willis puts me off idk
i’m going to sleep in the living room bc somehow i think it’s less likely to be killed by murderers in here
“One time, Morrissey was being a little bitch, so I put toothpaste in his oreos. He cried.”
Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.
i like boys who like Memes