“Never trust a survivor,” my father used to warn me, “until you find out what he did to stay alive.”
— Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard (via vonnegutphile)


Bruh these new generation moms lol

The Wave, 1870 | Courbet

The Wave, 1870 | Courbet

“Success is sometimes the outcome of a whole string of failures.”
— Vincent van Gogh (via wordsnquotes)


"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,


Lmao I post so many fucking selfies now days but look how pretty I am even when I look like in choking my kitten<3

somethin about bruce willis puts me off idk

i’m going to sleep in the living room bc somehow i think it’s less likely to be killed by murderers in here 

“One time, Morrissey was being a little bitch, so I put toothpaste in his oreos. He cried.”
— Johnny Marr (via inaccuratesmithsquotes)
  1. me: *is a lil lonely*
Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

i like boys who like Memes